♥Jun 1st, 2012
‘Yung feeling na malapit na pasukan pero hindi pa din ako sanay matulog nang maaga dfuq. <//3
♥ Jun 1st, 2012
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
